Bulletproof vests are useless against the stinging barbs of logo design critics. I know. I have a few well-deserved scars myself. Some successes, too, but won at great personal risk.
Over on the Torontoist, our problem-plagued police force has blundered blindly into unexpected mockery. Watch the hilarious attacks unfold and pity the poor designer who thought, “This should be easy. I have Photoshop”.