Canada Post humour

First smile: the tracking process begins with Canada Post “accepting” the challenge.

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The acceptance ritual is carefully documented and reported … Item processed, label correction applied, item picked up, in transit. This happens, precisely timestamped, over a period of 3.5 hours. Then “tracking” goes into stealth mode.

After a period estimated to be between 1 and 11 business days, the item will poof into existence at its destination.

If a hunter tracked game this way, it would go … deer sighted, stealth mode, venison is served.